Thinking

Nobody gives a crap. People only like happy people, and the moment you hint that you might not be they disappear like the roaches in the kitchen when I turn on the light.

This is why I'm not a real person anymore. Real people suck. Isn't it so much more fun to pretend there's cake underneath all that frosting?

There's not. You're just going to get cancer from all the aspartame.

Also, the word "interesting" is my new least favorite word. It can be used for good, but when substituted for a complete sentence it usually makes me want to punch people in the mouth.

Do you care?

No.