Some things, but not somethings

Forget Twenty Questions, this is Twenty Answers.  To questions you didn't ask, but if you were given the chance, you probably still wouldn't.

1. I have begun using numbered lists in my e-mails in hopes that it will make it easier for my boss to address all my questions or concerns.
2. It doesn't work.
3. My neighbor has a guy friend over and I'm excited for her because this is the first evidence I've seen that she has friends.
4. Also I found her name out by surreptitiously checking her mail.
5. I sure hope she doesn't read my blog.
6. She doesn't because nobody does except Bekah and, according to Google Analytics, somebody in the St. Louis area.
7. Busted.
8. I'm sorry if you are someone else and you read my blog.  I appreciate you but you don't comment.
9. I got a Facebook message from a random person who paid $0.99 to download my ebook on Amazon.  She found it "obliquely interesting" and wanted to know if that was my intention.
10. What author does not intend his or her work to be interesting?
11. Also, is "obliquely interesting" a backhanded compliment?
12. I think "backhanded compliment" should actually be "backhanded insult."  Or maybe just "oblique insult" since we're using that word now.
13. My co-workers use the word "boff," which I suspect hasn't been common vernacular since 1992.
14. I made a list of things to do today and ignored it.
15. You should probably know your rights because nobody else is going to know them for you.
16. For example, I got underpaid several times because nobody told me Earlham has a two-hour minimum pay when you get called in.
17. I keep giving things away on Freecycle but I haven't actually taken anything yet.
18. I think that makes it OK that I never bring food to carry-ins.
19. They are called carry-ins, not potlucks, which should imply you can bring alcohol but it doesn't.
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